Wet Business Map v12/15/2024

Nasty, nasty map. Map designer went the obnoxious way with this one. Basically this map is a network of island mountains, where all your movements are PRESET. There is zero freeroam: if you deviate from the road, you meet an impenetrable vertical forest with packed trees, fallen trunks, rocks and black nasty mud, or you fall into the Mariana trench of water, or you navigate water banks where you advance 1 m with an 8×8 5 star truck before getting black mudded or drowning.

Ok, so let’s give it a try, do what the author wants and follow only the roads: tedium! imagine going from point A to B, separated by 200 m and because shortcuts are impossible you have to go for hours all around the map through ilogical paths, multiple times, through narrow island mountain roads that make no sense, with inclined curves and ramps that go up and down dramatically like a rollercoaster. Speaking about no sense, your garage is in the middle of a gigantic lake surrounded by not-so-shallow waters with the worst type of mud, got stuck with 8×8 trucks several times, imagine going with anything lower. And in another part of this lake there is a muddy causeway that twists around like a fantasy scenario, if you go through it you either get mired or you fall into the depths. A muddy causeway with water chasms on both sides, yeah.

Despite all, I can tolerate all of the above if I can at least finish the map fairly but what I can’t tolerate is unfairness. The cherry on top of this was when I was going for the last sawmill, I had to take an insane detour through island mountains and then out of nowhere the road disappears in a section with a L-shaped pit of deep water and elevated banks completely vertical. You fall there, it is over. And as I said before, there are no shortcuts and you are forced to go through that. I got stuck with an 8×8, fell into the pit and posed ass-up like the Titanic in its final moments, engine stalled, moved my other 8×8 to winch it, failure, too steep, truck go destroyed by water and respawned in the garage, tried again, moved the two 8×8 again, the B700 loader and the useless tractor with its trailer, dumped the tractor and trailer in the pit and got submerged, tried to go over it, failure, tried to go around the pit with the B700 loader, got stuck by vertical forests, cliffs and V-shaped rocks, fell into the pit and got submerged too, tried to move over my two new submarines, failure. By this time my cart with loaded trunks had already flipped so I rage quitted and decided to write this.

Don’t download this map if you don’t want unfair suffering and no-fun. You are warned.